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First, Monica and Chandler will get married and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won’t work out. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. But then, we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids. And getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem. What about Ross? I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.

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dream-site:

make me choose | little-greysanatomy asked: Mark Sloan or Meredith Grey

Izzie: Everyone who is entered into the transplant program is clocked in to the second… to the second. Denny, you were clocked in to the second and so was the other guy. I checked with UNOS. The difference between when you entered the program and when he entered the program is 17 seconds. That’s it, Denny. 17 seconds. I mean, that’s not even the length of a decent kiss. So, this other guy? I’m not saying that he doesn’t deserve this heart. I’m sure he does. But so do you. So do you. And if you tell me anymore crap about heading towards the light or looking down on me from heaven, I swear, I will kill you myself right now.

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traceexcalibur:

my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp

Boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this is for life!

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I didn’t go to vegas. I went to iowa. I went home. My brother. Remember Aaron? The doctors said… He got diagnosed schizophrenic, just like my mom. You know how they figured it out? He tried to kill our little sister. She’s 16, she’s a kid, and her brother tried to kill her. And my mom didn’t do anything because she’s off her meds, and… Anyway, I was in Iowa. That’s where I went, to my brother’s commitment hearing. I had to commit him. Whatever.

demifukawa:

that one mutual u check for every time u lose a follower

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gilbertte:

Only by achieving true Unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!

vanillish:

ok but consider this

  • who cares

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